10 Things I Hate About You

I hate the way you talk to me

and the way you cut your hair;

I hate the way you drive my car;

I hate it when you stare...

I hate your big dumb combat boots

and the way you read my mind;

I hate you so much it makes me sick;

it even makes me rhyme...

I hate the way you're always right;

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry...

I hate it when you're not around

and the fact that you didn't call;

but mostly,

I hate the way I don't hate you...

not even close,

not even a little bit,

not even at all.